Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
Just a reminder
Because they’re pig fucking sexist assholes.
Strength training AND waist training? Yes, please! #corset #corsetootd #waisttraining #tightlacing
*starry eyes* so cool…..
I totally forgot to keep psii’s dialogue informal in that second picture so let’s say he’s imitating porrim’s highblood way of talking or smthg
(that said, I’ve been playing with the idea of a rebellious punk dolorosa who only matured out of necessity while caring for a child—thus the tattoos I guess idk idk)
which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women
no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet